Tuesday, March 4, 2008

know thyself?

The thought occurred to me that my favorite two bands at the moment are Pig Destroyer and Cattle Decapitation. Weird.

Which reminds me, I had a dream recently where I had arranged a Cattle Decapitation concert at a local synagogue. Having personally vouched for the band, the staff at the synagogue agreed. Lots of folks showed, filling the temple. Mere feet from the arc, the band began to play. Mid-way through the set, the singer leaped from the stage and ran outside. While the music played on in the background, he and the band's roadies dragged in a bloated bovine carcass. On its back, its legs akimbo, seemingly reaching for temple ceiling, the singer proceeded to eviscerate it. This excited the crowd, who clambered around and began urinating on the carcass. Mortified, I turned around and saw the synagogue's staff watching on in horror.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Jason Takes Portland said...

mmmmmm sacri-religious....

January 3, 2009 at 7:34 PM  
Blogger Brian Churilla said...

Don't you mean sacri-licious?!?!?

January 4, 2009 at 1:26 AM  

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