Monday, March 30, 2009

Solomon Kane

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Mighty Knuckle

Hey there. You might or might not be coming to Emerald City Con. That's fine. No really, it is. That's fine with me. If you ARE going to be there, GREAT! Good for you. I'll be there. BOTH days. I'm doing it for you. I'll be doing con sketches like this one. So swing by the table (L-4) and get one. Or just say "hi". I''ll be selling originals as well. And some out-of-print comics. And human hair. And fingernail clippings. And prosthetic hammer hands. And turkey necks. Fortified vitamin elixirs. Baby parakeets. Balloon hats. Farmer tans. Snake oil. Arrest warrants. Chili. Apple. Gamma ray gun suplex. Turgidity. Ham fists. Broken English. No one reads this blog. Well, a couple people I guess.

Dear Mastodon,

I've been listening to you fine gentlemen since the Remission LP came out. I purchased your Crack the Skye" CD today, and upon listening I was reminded why I'm such a big fan: you kick face. The first time I saw you guys live was in 2003, and the admission was $11. About a month from now you'll be playing Portland, and this will be the first Mastodon show I will not be attending. Why you ask? It's goddamned near $30 dollars to get in! You goat-licking douche humpers are screwing your fans. Oh well, I'll be able to avoid the jock assholes in The Red Chord t-shirts trying to alpha it up in the pit.


P.S. I still love you. Let's never fight again.

March 24th

Super Price Happy Fun Time Show

Monday, March 23, 2009

Talons of Fury

Friday, March 20, 2009

The Cimmerian

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

smell the brutal

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patty's Day

puddle listener

Max Payne

I knew this wouldn't be a tour de force action epic, but I did expect just a little awesome. What I got was a stinking pile of donkey flop. In a multi-million dollar action film, how many times has:

1. The movie started out with a 1st person VO over a black screen.

2. A new guy been transported to a different police department.

3. The grieving cop's wife slaps his ex-partner at the wake.

4. Drugs are designed and implemented to make soldiers into uber-deluxe aggro soldiers (spoiler - oops)

The list goes on and on, but Jesus, this thing also got sold to the public as something completely different as well. From all the trailers, this looks like an awesome monster movie (albeit a cheese dick Marky Mark monster sinny), But it's not, NO! Not at all! Those winged beasties in the trailers are flippin' hallucinations! Oops, another spoiler. Sorry. But really, it's for your own good if you thinking of renting this turd. About a half-hour in I decided to watch the rest at 2X with the subtitles on. T.T.F.N.


Monday, March 16, 2009

your mom

The Creepy cat is out of the bag.

It's safe to come out and announce this now. I'm working on a story that will appear in the first issue of the new Creepy series Dark Horse is publishing. "In the first issue we’ve got Bernie Wrightson, Angelo Torres, Brian Churilla, Jason Alexander, a painted cover by Eric Powell". #1 is out in July, just in time for SDCC. I'll be at the DH booth at some point. More on this soon. Here are a couple of articles:


And here.